Enter At Your Own Risk

  No… this post is not about the famous song by Snow Patrol… I mean yes… its Chasing Cars… but for REAL!

  Was driving on my way back from tuition jus now whn something suddenly caught my sight. O_O an out-of-the-ordinary antique car tht looks like a rocket+banana boat+wooden coffin on the road. An english gentleman was maneuvering the vehicle.

  Some evil plan started popping out in my mind… To capture the pic of tht car and send it to the Star newspaper picture column n win myself 50 bucks in cold hard cash… $_$ ngek ngek ngek… sounds like a great plan.

  So i started my pursue. Not long later there was a red traffic light. YESS!! The car was just beside mine. My one n only golden opportunity! Quickly take out my hp n try snapping… OH DAMNIT! The button got hanged! At the time i needed the most wth. Restarted my fon. OH SHIAT! Green light ade! Tak sempat liao T.T… I could c my 50 bucks fly away ade.

  But the money minded me wouldnt giv up so easilly wan… still got chance… muahaha… persistantly i started chasing the car again. Overtaked any car tht gets in my way tht would spoil my photography session. OOh OOh~ and the car is headed towards Batu Ferringhi… Thats where i live… Yippie~ XD!!

@_@" Walao… Dun pandang rendah this museum car man! Damn bloody powerfull. I had a hard time chasing it wif my car honestly. We arrived at the winding road of Batu Ferringhi. Was practically driving at 80kmph… with 1 hand on the steering sheel… another hand holding my handphone steadilly in front of the windscreen trying 2 capture the best pic. This is Crazy! Imagine tailgating this car from Gurney all the way to Batu ferringhi… swtness… P/s:maybe he thinks im a threat thts y he was speeding away trying to lose the tail but failed… i dunno… haha

  Well… thats the best i can do… =( managed 2 capture the back part of it nia sigh… [pls click on the pic for a bigger pic] Dowan send ade lah. Ppl cant see it clearly they’ll probably think its a trishaw nia. LoLx

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This is what I see in my everyday life untill i got sick of it ade… Not all of us Malaysians are like that, but the majority… haiz… speechless*

First Class Infrastructure, Third Class Mentality… i truelly agree with this phrase

Some Typical Malaysian ‘not so good’ habits:

-They rush for food like its the end of the world

-They declare war over a parking space (And ur car might end up wif key or coin scratches later on)

-They cant keep the toilets dry and clean

-They use 1 meter of tissue rolls just to wipe their hands dry (Thinking:Its not my money wert, its free, make use of it lar)

-They use 2 meters of tissue rolls just to wipe their asses (Frequently clogging the whole toilet bowl)

-Alwys forget to put their hp on silent mode in cinemas (They’re too deaf and blind even when theres these nokia ads wif Bruce Lee and Italian Mafia frequently reminding them to switch off their phones)

-Allows their child to urinate here, there and anywhere without the feeling of embarassement (I once saw a mother who is too lazy 2 take her son to the toilet to pee during a movie and eventually asking him 2 pee into a plastic bag inside the cinema right in front of my eyes O_O" wtf?)

-Love pressing n pinching n poking goods sold at supermarket (especially fruits)

-Alwys pick their nose while driving

Have u ever come across this situation where:-

-u enter a toy shop or a gift shop, saw something nice n cute, take out ur camera or handphone cam wanna take pics of it, and when ure about to do so some workers appeared in front of u and say ‘Excuse me, no picture taking allowed in here’

-u are eating with ur friends in a nice restaurant, tot of taking pics with ur friends, and the similar thing happens

-u enter a pet shop, saw some cute puppies or kittens, of coz u wish to snap pics of it, shop attendants come by and stop u from doing so

Kinda makes u feels bad, pissed or even embarrased sometimes isn’t it when especially your friends are around. Spoils the mood nia.

@#$%&! Why kenot take pics??? Pls lah… dun perasan tht ur shop concept is so good that everyone wants to copy lah! And pls lah… u think what? I take pics of the toys ade thn at night i plan 2 break in ur shop and steal tht piece of toy izzit? Or what? Think i take pics of it ade go copy make pirated one izzit? Oi… wake up lah, if i were to do so y not jus take pics from the internet? There are abundance of it here lah! IF i had that intention oso i will have ways to curi curi take the pic la, y wanna do it so openly like that in front of u. Pets… Duhh~ u think ur puppy or kitten only got tht 1 species in the whole wide world izzit tht it is so special? Hello? That species u go everywhere oso hav lah! As i have said, internet ada banyak lah! All oso the same wan ler!

To all these stupid shops out there, don’t think that everyone who enters ur shop has bad intentions lah. For crying out loud, ure chasing off ur customers only. Think positively ler, we only take pics when we admire something from ur shop ler, u don’t feel happy wan meh?

AND ALSO IF DOWAN PPL 2 TAKE PICS, AT LEAST PUT UP THIS SIGN BIG BIG LAR WHERE EVERYONE CAN C IT!

I neva seen b4 any shops putting this up before. Only Museums and Cinemas do. Din even take the efford to put these up summore wanna bising banyak! STUPID! BODOH! BAKA!

   My New Year celebration was somewhat miserable. I actually had other plans 2 go chill out wif my friends. But it was all destroyed. I was forced to attend this New Year dinner with my parents =(. My elder bro was dragged along as well. At least I wasn’t alone =P

There was this little quarrel b4 the dinner

Bro: WHAT?! I hafto attend the dinner?? Hey, I hav other plans wif my friends lah! My time is limited u kno! Mus spend the whole new year eve at the dinner O_O??

Me: Yalaa~! I oso hav other plans wan mer… din ask ppl 1st straight buy the tickets.

Mum: How I kno? Next time dowan buy 4 u all ade la! So Ungratefull. Ppl ‘ho sim’ buy new year dinner tickets 4 u all neva say thank you wanna bising summore. U think what!? This tickets free wan izzit? Make noise summore pay me back la!

Bro and me: speechless*

  Firstly there wasnt enough seats in the restaurant. So our table was flushed outside. No air-cond outside… summore in formal attire… sigh =( The food soso lah… some nice some not nice.

  But the scariest thing of all was this entertainer of the night. She was even bigger size than my mum O_O". What could be more horrifying thn that? I was expecting at least some beautiful babes but what i got was this hot old fat aunty. She wasnt there jus for a song or two, she was there on the stage throughout the whole dinner. her freaky hairstyle kinda reminds me of this little birdie over here –>

Same or not? Kekekekex XD of course the little birdie much nicer la.

  I think I’ve attended the wrong New Year eve celebration. I should be somewhere downtown at somekind of happening street party like at Gurney, Upper Penang Road, Auto-city or something like the pic below.

   There should be handsome and gorgeous Rock stars blaring out rock and pop concerts with break dancers or something. There should be baloons, party cheers and youngsters making noises. Instead… what I got at the dinner was old man and woman singing karaoke… worse of all they sang chinese oldies =(… owh… i felt so left out lolz. And my evil bro came up with an evil plan to escape with his friends at 10pm, leaving me all alone!!!

When i look on my right… I c old folks dancing

When i look on my left… I c old folks dancing  as well

  80% of the guests there are ppl at the age of 50-80. I feel like i’ve travelled in a time machine back into 1950. There is a seriously huge age gap in here =S! I feel awkward. I feel so old. I shouldn’t be here in the first place! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  Finally there was the countdown… its 12am and yay! Im freed! It feels like the school bell had rang and its time to go home… yay! What a relieve =D. The feeling of a brand new year… Aah~

  Well, this post is dedicated to my dog Baxter tht had jus passed away this mornin… Time n all tht unknown coz i was sleeping this mornin, during his funeral oso, eheh paiseh… weight is abt the same as me, burried 6 feet underground in my backyard… u can go visit if u want.

  This dog of mine vry keng wan ya kno! Here im gonna list down some ’special’ things tht he ate during his living years

- 1 pair of my skool socks [V]

- 1 of my Levi’s sock [V]

- 1 of my boyfriend’s Nike sock [V]

- garden gloves [S]

- couple of shoes n slippers [D]

-dog collar and metal tag [V]

- pebbles n stones [S]

- clothes pegs (crushed n swallow the plastic parts… but the wire got stuck in his gums, hafto go 2 the vet 2 remove it) [S]

- numerous plants and cactuses… YES… MY CACTUSES! [D]

- my water plants and seaweed, some fishes as well [D]

- a monitor lizzard [V]

-and lastly a toad [VVV]

[V] stands for vomit out, [S] stands for shitting out, [D] stands for digested

  There were alot of complications for the things he ate above, but he never learned… and finally the cause of his death is the toad. Ate it, got poisoned n toxicated, got neuron disorder, severe food poisoning, stomach ulser, suffered for a few days and died.

Fact# Toad = 1 way ticket to hell

   You see hor… I find that this hair pigments on humans are kindof wierd… Some people hav blonde hair, red hair, brown hair, black hair, white hair… but no matter what somehow their ketiak hair and erm… the hair below there is ALWAYS black in colour. Why is this so?

  If people hav blonde hair… the hair growing on their hands, chest, legs are blonde oso what… Why only that two particular part its black in colour? And also old people… their hair all turn white… but that two particular section remains black… Wierd isnt it?

Hey people out there! Guess what this is…

  The belly button aka the human naval, was once an important part of our body. It helps transport food, liquid substance, and nutrients from mother to zigot/fetus. Now, this good-for-nothing part serves not more than a nice cozy hideout for bacterias and dirt. Yes its ugleh, but watodo.

Now: Keane brand new song "Is It Any Wonder" is playing in my head

  Do animals hav a belly button O.o? Dogs, cat, wutever… I hav three dogs at home but no sign of any belly buttons. Find like hell oso got nothin O_o". So how does the mother transfer nutrients to the unborn infant? What about animals closer to us homosapiens like the Chimpanzees, Gorrilas, Monkeys?  Is it any wonder to you?

Theres something wif me n the number six

Firstly… This year is year 2006

Im in form 6

My first aniversary is on 06.06.06 (watched the Omen on this date)

My walkathon card is numbered 1606

Im using a 016 number

My driving license serial number is 906046

My student card number is 006496

Im sitting on table number 6 in class

I was number 16 in the class namelist before two of my classmates got their transfer

They all ends wif the number six… Something demonic is shadowing upon me i suppose